Maybe one day I will open up an aquarium called Thalassic Park. It would be just like any other conservation research aquarium, except if you’re found abusing or annoying an animal you get thrown into the shark tank. It would save us money on food and provide an accountability system for that sort of thing.
It probably wouldn’t work in the long run. I would probably end up getting charged with something like “murder” and I have no desire to shell out money for a lawyer. More importantly, I don’t like the idea of forcing sharks to live in tanks. Keeping such beautiful creatures locked up seems unnatural and cruel.
