My cat, Layla, has been trying for a while to become an internet meme. She keeps taking these weird self-portraits in hopes that “teh internet” (as she understands it) will find them and circulate them on various quirky animal websites. I keep telling her that its dangerous to do this, that you never know who could do perverted things with your image, but she just rolls on her back and asks for a belly rub. Cats. They never listen.