Bruce Wayne sleeps around.
Loose Wayne.
Batman decides it would be easier to strike fear into the hearts of criminals if, instead of all black, he dressed in a sort of yellow-green color
Chartreuse Wayne
Batman decides to be a pacifist and talk out issues with villains, and find ways to compromise with them.
Truce Wayne.
Batman abandons his helmet, grows out his hair, and looks for a product that will keep it shiny and tame while adding volume and maintaining pliability, even after a windy night of crimefighting.
Mousse Wayne.
Batman realizes his childhood dream, and after several months of training, receives his train operator’s license and begins transporting grain transnationally.
Caboose Wayne.
Batman decides that he is tired of fighting and decides to start an urban garden to feed the citizens of Gotham. He opens a farmer’s market and starts to sell his vegetables.
Produce Wayne.
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